WFYM Talk Radio

WFYM 256 - Hairless Chimeras

In this house we believe: Being ravenous is not a deadly sin. Obama ruined the economy by passing NAMBLA. Cats should not look like a nutsack and only my son should be hairless. Dogcatchers should get guns but also body cameras. Illegal gamblers should not be executed with a Buster Sword. Squatter's rights applies to soda

WFYM 255 - Starburst Pineapple and Chill (PREVIEW)

My mom's boyfriend threw out my carseat and blocked me on her phone because I ate the Starburst and pineapple chunks he was going to give out to Trick or Treaters and drank his Svedish Fish Svedka. Now he hides all his candy in the urn that he said my grandma was in but both of mine are still alive unlike LOOM
 
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WFYM 254 - Pony Express Wrecker

I caught my local Pony Expressman whipping a handful of Kamala 2024 mailers into the Grand Canyon on a Ring camera installed on my log cabin and no one believes me because the video quality is too good for 1850. Factcheck: I confused Zimbabwe with Zaire because I also have money from Zaire but that money is in too good condition to keep in my wallet as a joke. I didn't confuse them because I am the type of guy to get 59ed at the Hemorrhoid Hate Crime concert

WFYM 253 - A Mylar Poop That Looked Like A Juicebox (PREVIEW)

Back before the sexual revolution you could be a green poop shaped like an army man and they had to give you a school bond on a DVD and free dress shoes and you would be issued a Hawk Tuah gf named Reagan who helps you shoot up Rick Simpson Oil once the 1973 oil embargo eliminates your factory job in Gary, Indiana. We talked about how someone needs to get Travis Kelce to endorse Ghetto Gaggers

WFYM 252 - Cuatro Crazy

Hello my future listener... I stayed up too long snorting Sweet 'n' Low flashing my Publix in the mirror and had to come down by drinking two Cuatro Crazies the cane sugar Four Loko they sell in Mexico. If you try to take the sugar out you will have to get through some real loco blanco gringo americanos who are ready to make your legs into a ham sandwich. You will rot in the school dungeon with the Tasmanian devils and this time there is no secret exit passage to the grotto of colorful carpets

WFYM 251 - Big Rascal (with Andrew Hudson) (PREVIEW)

My son's name was Zyzz Gigachad Chad Michael Murray but he was tragically killed in a prom night car accident with his Albanian friend Tonibler Elvis Noshito Hoxha on the way to see My Son the Hurricane headlining Coachella because they drove past a nude beach. Tell all your friends Alfalfa is a fascist
 
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jun/20/kosovan-albanians-name-children-tony-blair-tonibler
https://www.newsweek.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/little-rascals-alfalfa-actor-under-fire-controversial-comments-1956632

WFYM 250 - The Buttofguy Effect

I have a system to win McDonald's Monopoly and it involves drawing a missing railroad piece so perfect they have no choice but to accept it. Once I win I promise to buy nudes from a certain Canadian and split them with all my coworkers unless they quit once they have enough for a PS5 and then move to the 7th ring of suburbs around Houston to take advantage of the fire geyser
 
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WFYM 249 - New Yeller (PREVIEW)

I had to put down my beautiful new dog to save him from the indignity of my brother giving him Halal breast implants to win a bet and stop his daughter from being bullied at school in the process. Plus he could have had asymptomatic rabies and he never got to have his own Kazooie and my son Tarn Carroll or a Texan Devil was liable to eat him. And we talked about Laura Loomer
 
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