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If you walk up there with gum or a Zyn you can add a minty spin to a Catholic classic and if you suck you can pop in a Bit O' Honey from the liquor store to ruin it. Actors have to retire next to an alligator and a lion so they never want to stop working. Kittie is the Pussycat Dolls of Canada and metal but if you remember them you weren't a real fan. Howie Day is not gay and even if he was it would be fine. Dean Dreayton would be fine to do Netflix and chill with but you have to buy your own return ticket. Landis 4 Time 6 is the only good Landis 4 Time movie.

Wrong – it's not Tallahassee, Florida. It's the home of Dealer's Choice frontman Roger Clinton. Trump is jealous of Bill Clinton's annoying brother which is why he hired Jeffrey Epstein to be his annoying brother. Grok wants people to hit on women with a Jar Jar Binks impression and Mike TTV is angry with us. I think there might have been hydrogen peroxide on the back of this picture frame and it bleached the wall.
 
🎼Bob Marley - Hotel California (MIDI Version)

I shatto my dick and my dick trickle. Jack-o-Lanterns are so scary that even baked into a pie you can taste their devilish smile. WasabiCon is dead but Bigo lives. God is a man with a flared base not unlike Richard Head the Shakespeare of innuendo who used to hang out with L Kent the Romano-British rapper who sells AQVAMINERALIS. Use promo code HONEY to sign up for Acorns

Here is an unlocked premium ep because the next public ep will be a day or two late because we are all so BUSY
 
Hey man can I use your bathroom all day? In perpetuity? Including but not limited to after you die and transferable with the deed to the house? No? Well I'm not allowed to at my other friend's house anymore because he hates Israel and my dung looks so much like Sabra hummus that it violates BDS. Lizzo dropped a Zyn in a Stradivarius she borrowed from a museum. Jimmy Carter is a shell for a hermit crab. His mouth is like a hollowed out former McDonald's because if you get too close and try to take pictures the employees come out and yell at you. I can't get hard looking at a picture of Jimmy Carter so I must be straight but I can't get hard looking at a picture of Kay Granger either so I must be bi

Gavin Rossdale if you are listening you were the ultimate Babadook and Blake Shelton could never do what you do. Cops are 1312ing themselves with BBLs. The Night Before is not The Night Of. RFK Jr is putting beef tallow back in Coca-Cola but all soda is clear now. Nike Nintendo Disney is the newest cool cover band you can hire for your Xennial birthday party
 
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I promise you there was nothing gross on this one. Please bring a 100 pack of freeze pops to your job and put them all in the freezer individually marked with your name. If your job is surgeon you can just put it on the rider and the promoters send someone out to grab you freeze pops or sour candy or electrical candy or whatever you want. Do not bring the geese inside or the caretaker may hit you with that red red wine mirrored like a tit
 
🎼Black Kids - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You

Hollywood is the only place you can go where your neighbor is the Hollywood sign and your other neighbor is either a Hollywood celebrity or a parking lot. Bob Barker used to run that town with an iron fist and a wishbone but now everyone is too busy watching IRLslop and natureslop and cloudslop to even visit his star on the Walk of Fame. Bucketcherry is going to be us and Tosh Todd and Buckethead
 
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M-word wrestling is a waste of time which sucks because Peter Dinklage took all the other jobs and selling contraband out of a trenchcoat is difficult because of lack of inventory space. Watch out for the Sheboygan Toilet Clogger and the Chicago Cement Petty Vandal With His Thing That Looks Like A Pinky
🎼Cap'n Jazz - Little League