WFYM Talk Radio

They put me in a hog yoke because they ran out of kangs and someone was already using the cross. We were all in an Uber during this one leaving Williamsburg, VA because we already tried the pizza and other than that the only thing to do is make fun of all the Amish people

Sorry we are all in Pittsburgh standing outside a Sheetz asking people if yinz can spare a hoagie so we had to unlock one
 
Jelly Roll got divorced from Whoopi Goldberg because she was cheating on him with an IDF soldier named Egirl Vitubor. Men are just playthings to her. You need some squishy dumplings so bad at the store. If you have a Burger King and a Dairy Queen and a Jack in the Box near you try doing the Royal Flush

Flappy Qwop was a vibe during lockdown when HQ Trivia wasn't live yet and you couldn't hear it anyway because people were banging pots and pants together for nurses and doing Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style flash mobs. I hate those Moogles and I hate Kid Beer because you can't claim it was a port wine birthmark when you spill it after getting pulled over
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Stick out your tongue and enjoy the treat of the season before you join the 295 Club because a guy who stole DVDs from Giant Eagle tries to stab you with a corn dog at the county fair. Then you have to walk home in the dark. If your family has slaves get rid of them

The armed forces should be comprised of gay guys recruited from prison and all crusaders should be children. Pennies got banned because old people put them up their nose. Up and The Whale are really hot movies. The DMV is telling old people they can get a new license to drive a spaceship if they turn in their car one. Dinosaurs were normal size and just really close
 
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How do you keep your Bible from getting wet while scuba diving? Buy a waterproof Bible from the combination counterfeit Alcoholics Anonymous sobriety coin and fake handicapped parking placard store. They also sell a Pink Foid poster which is not waterproof

Watch out for the guy who throws dead birds at your windshield off an overpass so he can charge you for fixing it unless it rains. He was probably homeschooled and he just wants to have either a Brown Day or a White Day depending on which coast he lives on. The Telltale Games version of Rescue Me makes me want to powerwash my deck
 
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Before they invented the 386 or the 387 the first ever Sybian had a guy inside like a brazen bull and he would just sit in there shaking. Corn sweat feels good but inhaling Roundup in dry dirt feels even better. Thomas Crapper invented the blumpkin before he knew if the flushing would work or not. Deja Entendu was good but you can't make it your profile picture anymore. If you see a Ukrainian soldier with a White Sun on his uniform it means he supports racial justice