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If your sandals have no traction in the snow put chains on the back and make sure the tread on the inside isn't worn down or you could get a ticket. You can save money by using Diddy Powder and mixing it with water instead of buying Diddy Oil when you want to live a lot all loving rocking night. Buy me stuff from Transformers 2 or you will regret it. Root Me Sheila and give me those Coheed slides that smell like Surstromming

We talked about some new products on the market like Liberal Tears the new energy drink harvested from caged liberals and the melanoma from Bob Marley's toe which you can hit off a dab nail. Sister cities are a racket. Jimi Hendrix died from inhaling unlit weed flower from the strain Purple Rain from an improperly rolled blunt and they tried to bury him on the moon and it was the Navajo who got mad not the Cherokee; sorry.
 
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We will teach you how to be a cool prison guard whether at the school of life or Prisneyland. Check out Amy Schumer Pregnant Movie starring Amy Schumer. There should be Rasta Muslims and a Notre Dame Prison Experiment and Marc Andreessen should give us money to make a VR game about having an expensive head or getting booty pregnant. Using a fan to turn the pages of a book is cheating

We learned that we are starting a Woke Peckerwood Tickle Gang that will be sent to El Salvador to make racists giggle until they give birth to a star. The government now is all Love Doctors. Buy HardCoin because the floor is hard and there is no rug to pull. Michael Jordan's secret stuff is Liquid Ass and he eats Solid Death and it comes out as Hot Runnings which takes place in Iceland. Woke woke
 
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Do not drink the 99 bananas at the Black Parade or you will give yourself Munchausen's by Proxy in your esophagus. We gave our thoughts on the Super Bowl commercials before seeing them and found out Jelly Row is a thief and Amber Rose's mom used to shave her head and say she had cancer and her daughter Roma is dating Kanye West who is chasing after Hamtaro who is Jewish like Tom and Jerry because he had JDateMafia on his track
 
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289 feeling fine, not blue, much like Eiffel 65 who just look Italian. We are pitching a new National Lampoon movie about slavery where it's sort of like Django Unchained but it's a comedy and it stars a woke white guy and it's basically Blazing Saddles but you couldn't make that today so instead we will be having Timothee Chalamet or Tsimfuckis play Mikey Miles. There needs to be a follow up to Surf Party and The Legend of Awesomeous Maximus the 300 parody they released in 2011. There will also be new cigarettes at the #TrumpDiddyParty
 
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As the new members of DOGE we renamed a Canadian National Park and busted the Ratmilker's Union and got rid of the cooldown period for making your rat puke. Also you can use EBT to pay for podcasts and massages now and they let you cook salmon in the sauna and the new money has the Tasmanian Devil on it and on the back it has Bible quotes about donkeys making their rat puke
 
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Thank you Lord for this blessed audio. RIP to President Tha Carter who was buried in prison as a fifi but is survived by his brothers Jay-Z and Lee Carter and Josh Tosh. Jennifer Hudson needs to marry Shemar Moore so they can go to heaven together with Matt Lauer. Trump is going to pardon Harvey Weinstein after someone tells him he gives money to Republicans. Germans came to Texas in 50000BC over the Thuringian Land Bridge
 
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