WFYM Talk Radio

We are back from the grave to discuss the lack of gallon smashing and fire in the hole among today's youth versus the virtuous philosophers of Greece. People got too nasty on the Kige Ramsey forums in 2009 like mini Diddies. Some of yall need to read the Bible in the hot tub so you can enter god same size through a DEITY program and talk about it on the side of an 18 wheeler
🎼Little Feat - Fat Man in the Bathtub

Sorry we all died but here is a PREMIUM episode free of charge
 
Hesse joined us to talk about God cursing Homer's Wife and Noah's fat son Ham and Scooter's Gospel and the Holes sequel sans lizards and Anita Passmore the woman who inspired the trolley problem and whether sumo wrestling is porn and how it would be cool to have a time machine so you could fail to stop historical injustices because you slept in

Put on that Clown Getting Chased by a Bigger Clown With a Fire on a Stick music so I can jumprope over the Man Some Dicks I See Line to Pandora's Box. I ordered Cumza for my uncle Robbie and the driver replaced it with a gun and my life is a tragic porno. Wain Man and Wadio ruined the NFL. RIP Bill Engvall and Dave Attell but Ron White was better
 
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We read the AI generated version of The Great Gatsby with Gen Z slang so you don't have to. Actually we didn't read it either because we also don't have to. Plus we read the LOLcat Bible and it made us Christian because we are as impressionable as the Oomfie Loomfies. I need a low hyphen to stand on so I can point at it and say I Stand On That like E-40. Bill and Hillary Clinton were in Fleetwood Mac in the 90s and they tried to import a Chinese Rizzler inside a file cabinet

My son is in China now because he sent me a TikTok by an account named Ron Jeremy Bullfrog Tunnels. We had to send him across the Jim From The Office Ocean. Andy Dick gave Bob Hope a speedball and then tickled him until he made good on the prunes and came in threes like a trilogy. Christmas Dubstep is coming back in 2025
 
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What's Zup? It's unvaxxed spermwater and it looks like sea monkeys. We made some plans to move the dumbest Americans to abandoned Norse colonies in Greenland so they can practice walrus arts and there will be a Super Bucee's there. Unfortunately everyone will have to pay their bills with checks or barrels of pennies. Some blowhard jackass covered me in adult oil he got from a mail order catalog and I think it was either Chicken or The Jamester

Hesse joined us again to cover the topics of the Saint of Aunts and scumbags and how sometimes dads are a Cold Hard Bitch you need to kiss on the lips and the Outlaw Meal at BK and putting Jimmies on your Piggy Hat and Ground Bud and using your worst friend as a grill tester and needing the trash when you burp and space fifis
 
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We recorded this one last year so it might be outdated LOL. There is a plan to make the Finger Lakes do The Shocker by filling in one of the lakes halfway and then we build a bridge to Hawaii but tell everyone it goes to Japan and there will be no H1B visas given out to laborers because someone used them to buy a 7" of the Horst-Wessel-Lied to play backwards. They are building a huge city in Nunavut as well and that one gives visas through Canadian Express. Do not go Loco Gordo Gringo mode at the Back to the Future stage show or I will give you El Chamorro Loco