WFYM Talk Radio

Do you spin or does the duck spin? How much torque do you need? Duck Dynasty refused to tell us because it was a trade secret and they actually preferred Medium Fish with No Teeth. Definitely not a sturgeon. The Dexter of Molesters is a HERO and Sonic is the Burlington Coat Factory of former roller skate restaurants
 
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Work boots are a great place to hide just about anything and it works even better if the person is deaf, dumb and blind but most people they teach you were deaf dumb and blind were actually faking. We need Carlos Mencia to come back as the ChudPunisher but he better not get nervous like Ron White. Brought to you by The Dirtbag Network

We used to have Elvis Presley and now we have no pressies but we do have Mr Beast making a human centipede so big that he can beat Wilt Chamberlain's body count in under 40 minutes. No one knows what they meant by 3 6 9 but it was probably two parking meters halfway through being cut off and then Cloaca Luke is beside them bent over getting a cloacoscopy
 
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Nancy was poppin bloops listening to Peep in her Unalive Boys hoodie and every time you overhear two uncs they only ever talk about that but lesbians have no test for it. If you go to the dog park and have to step over something so big you have to use a shop vac and never clean it out you know it was left by someone with mental health
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Sorry the next one will be a day or two late because we are partying in HOLLYWOOD with A-listers
 
Keep an eye out for the 350 bit and the Drippy Louis Bluey Back Bling season of Fortnite. 7/7/7 was the luckiest day ever but no one invented scratch tickets or getting a UTI from the Reverse Shocker yet so it was basically useless for all intents and purposes. Then 7/7/77 happened and we were all too young for that one so what gives

This one is brought to you by acetominophen and hydrocodone. Do NOT take too many because the Tylenol is bad for your liver and really the whole thing is bad. Get addicted to something positive like camping out in front of the Pokemon vending machine at the store. Just slide my plate under the door because yes it is Thanksgiving but I am very busy reading the audiobook for I Am Malala: The Story of the Girl Who Stood Up for Education and was Shot by the Taliban. Mott the Hoople and Nazareth vinyls are in the house of everyone who dies
 
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Original Four Loko is back but without the caffeine or the alcohol. Eminem is going to jump Machine Gun Kelly after a show and put him in a medical bed with LED lights that help your nose and butt. Life is like High Point University because getting high is the point and they have a steakhouse. If you went to Planters Academy you get in by default

Sorry we got Nightlagged and thought Daylight Savings Time was today and it went back 12 hours. It gets confusing because several of us work for three letter agencies and have to commute from Arizona to the Navajo Nation to make sure no one is planning to occupy Alcatraz again. Have you ever noticed that the first thing that gets worn out in a new car is the clock
 
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