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WFYM 291 - American Finger Trap (PREVIEW)

We learned that we are starting a Woke Peckerwood Tickle Gang that will be sent to El Salvador to make racists giggle until they give birth to a star. The government now is all Love Doctors. Buy HardCoin because the floor is hard and there is no rug to pull. Michael Jordan's secret stuff is Liquid Ass and he eats Solid Death and it comes out as Hot Runnings which takes place in Iceland. Woke woke
 
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WFYM 290 - Roma Rose

Do not drink the 99 bananas at the Black Parade or you will give yourself Munchausen's by Proxy in your esophagus. We gave our thoughts on the Super Bowl commercials before seeing them and found out Jelly Row is a thief and Amber Rose's mom used to shave her head and say she had cancer and her daughter Roma is dating Kanye West who is chasing after Hamtaro who is Jewish like Tom and Jerry because he had JDateMafia on his track
 
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WFYM 289 - Marlboro Cool Ranch (PREVIEW)

289 feeling fine, not blue, much like Eiffel 65 who just look Italian. We are pitching a new National Lampoon movie about slavery where it's sort of like Django Unchained but it's a comedy and it stars a woke white guy and it's basically Blazing Saddles but you couldn't make that today so instead we will be having Timothee Chalamet or Tsimfuckis play Mikey Miles. There needs to be a follow up to Surf Party and The Legend of Awesomeous Maximus the 300 parody they released in 2011. There will also be new cigarettes at the #TrumpDiddyParty
 
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WFYM 288 - Ursidae Park

As the new members of DOGE we renamed a Canadian National Park and busted the Ratmilker's Union and got rid of the cooldown period for making your rat puke. Also you can use EBT to pay for podcasts and massages now and they let you cook salmon in the sauna and the new money has the Tasmanian Devil on it and on the back it has Bible quotes about donkeys making their rat puke
 
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WFYM 287 - Land Vikings (PREVIEW)

Thank you Lord for this blessed audio. RIP to President Tha Carter who was buried in prison as a fifi but is survived by his brothers Jay-Z and Lee Carter and Josh Tosh. Jennifer Hudson needs to marry Shemar Moore so they can go to heaven together with Matt Lauer. Trump is going to pardon Harvey Weinstein after someone tells him he gives money to Republicans. Germans came to Texas in 50000BC over the Thuringian Land Bridge
 
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WFYM 286 - Dink's Blessed Region

We are back from the grave to discuss the lack of gallon smashing and fire in the hole among today's youth versus the virtuous philosophers of Greece. People got too nasty on the Kige Ramsey forums in 2009 like mini Diddies. Some of yall need to read the Bible in the hot tub so you can enter god same size through a DEITY program and talk about it on the side of an 18 wheeler
🎼Little Feat - Fat Man in the Bathtub

[UNLOCKED] WFYM 267 - Blue Pillar of Hair (with Hesse Deni)

Sorry we all died but here is a PREMIUM episode free of charge
 
Hesse joined us to talk about God cursing Homer's Wife and Noah's fat son Ham and Scooter's Gospel and the Holes sequel sans lizards and Anita Passmore the woman who inspired the trolley problem and whether sumo wrestling is porn and how it would be cool to have a time machine so you could fail to stop historical injustices because you slept in

WFYM 285 - Holy Batter (PREVIEW)

Put on that Clown Getting Chased by a Bigger Clown With a Fire on a Stick music so I can jumprope over the Man Some Dicks I See Line to Pandora's Box. I ordered Cumza for my uncle Robbie and the driver replaced it with a gun and my life is a tragic porno. Wain Man and Wadio ruined the NFL. RIP Bill Engvall and Dave Attell but Ron White was better
 
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