WFYM Talk Radio

WFYM 269 - Mr. Words (PREVIEW)

They are making an underground Subway Couche-Tard in Canada and I was going to bring a barrel of money over Niagara Falls backwards using the waterfall trick but the mounties confiscated it like Youinque so I live in Singapore now as the voice actor for Sylvester the Cat and I live in the Kowloon Walled City amusement park on Noah's Ark in the dockyard. We discussed spitting and pirating a Christmas tree and shirts and skins frat parties
 
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WFYM 268 - Homemade Cousins

You never see blimps anymore because people keep making hindenburg holes to make it a badyear. Saw Homer today but he escaped and his skin was crayon yellow but they call my white son Peach but my son is my new old cousin. A new old cousin is the single blade of grass who represents persistence. Even the oldest coaches can produce a kidney stone zygote even if they got bit by a bird or stained by an aerial lineman load

WFYM 267 - Blue Pillar of Hair (with Hesse Deni) (PREVIEW)

Hesse joined us to talk about God cursing Homer's Wife and Noah's fat son Ham and Scooter's Gospel and the Holes sequel sans lizards and Anita Passmore the woman who inspired the trolley problem and whether sumo wrestling is porn and how it would be cool to have a time machine so you could fail to stop historical injustices because you slept in
 
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WFYM 266 - Durban Antidote

Pookie is a Crumblr Hutt and a Jawa hanged himself from a tree on Talk Tuah because he saw Cum Poop Panda on an airplane to Lesotho the Denver of Africa while trying to eat the airplane because of Mother's Trick. I found KoRn in the poop that Jabba left on the Nephilim while they were deflowering the Sarlacc pits and posted it on /r/whatdidieatlastnight and Turdlr and if I was in Baby's Day Out I would meet up with Russell and Bob No Arms Or Legs Bank Robbers to Good Time and Conor Clapton myself

WFYM 265 - Two Rizzlers (PREVIEW)

Mr. Vance have you considered that your life is a movie? And you are the Anakin of it, the big headed boy? And you got all A's in school because your youngling roommates killed themselves? We talked about the sperm bank again as well as the election and having a man with God inside of him save your life as the nude lifeguard at the nude beach who is also a DoorDash driver
 
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WFYM 264 - Shirtopia

Do not let your pets poop tribute the Sports Illustrateds on the floor with their Jackson Pollock because that is for humans only. It would be awesome to be shrunk down so you can have Justin Trudeau do the gerbil trick with you instead of having him shrunk into a pen holder you can penetrate with a pen to penalize him or printing his face on toilet paper and making the toilet paper into a fifi with a glove so you sort of have 1000 Justin Trudeaus spiraling around your prison prick
 
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WFYM 263 - Moach (PREVIEW)

God was trying to hide Mel Gibson like the Minions. Accidental Racist 2 coming 2025 by Forgiato Blow and Little Pimp. Champagne pairs nicely with a fast food french fry appetizer. Neighbors love your leaves and I am looking to buy much

WFYM 262 - Lagos Sperm Palace

We need to MEGA (Make Everything Good Again). Easy to rob sperm banks, the return of the Hamburglar, the return of the Spermburglar, Anal Clooney has PS1 graphics, Patrick Star Bateman, groceries sold at the sperm bank, sperm sold at McDonald's, all of that needs to come back