WFYM 278 - Baculum Auction

Merchants and inns are paying bottom dollar for loot from the woods because everyone in Texas already has a Texas Toothpick and demand is effectively zero. Skins and pelts are out when we have shirts. George Washington had a baculum (before women complained) and a prehensile tail and he would use it to whip his zesty white slaves like a crocodile on their birthday

 

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